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Explanation Of Wal-Mart vs. The Morons!

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans -- Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

And now, to President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature:

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons, while you think you are elite intellgentsia, able, willing and eager to lead us, and the world!

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while massively OVER SPENDING OUR TAX DOLLARS.

Folks, copy and keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

AND I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please tell me what in the world is wrong with MOST of the people who run this country!!!!!!

We're "broke" and can't help our own disabled Veterans, Orphans, etc., and yet we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey (and many others) . . . And now Pakistan . . . previous home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!

Our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$'s and tons of Food into Foreign Countries! We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

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